December 2011
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$%*&# Technology!!!
Today at Challengers… is a terrible day for computers and internet connections. And credit card processing. STOOPID MACHINES!! PATRICK SMASH!
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Big ******* Is ********
Today at Challengers… Our old pal Brent **** stopped by. We haven’t seen him in years and he’s got a sweet ********** job working in ********** for the ********** of *******. Hey! What’s with all the **********? I’m typing real words here! Brent! Is this YOUR doing? Are your *** bosses ******** every move you ****? AH! GOD**** IT! MAKE IT ****!!
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30 Hours!!
Today at Challengers… Dal and Patrick are in the midst of CHRISTMAS CRISIS. They are both working 30 straight hours from 11:00am Friday morning all the way to 5:00pm Christmas Eve. Our math is correct; 30 hours! We are the originators and dominators of this retail marathon event!
…wait… straight?
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The End is Nigh! ...and Monthly! →
Today at Challengers… We eagerly await 7:00pm and the start of our Apocalypse Calendar release party. Several of the talented artists will be on hand signing their respective months. This is the last calendar you will ever need…
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Superchuck
Jimmy: Is the Doctor Who Christmas Special still on Christmas day?
Dal: I don't care.
Jimmy: What?! What happened?
Dal: The last series was so terrible, dude, I'm done. Until they change the creative team.
Jimmy: So what would you be more likely to watch, Doctor Who or Chuck?
Dal: Still Doctor Who. I'm not watching Chuck, not even for the final episode.
Jimmy: Oh, you didn't hear that Superchunk's going to be on?
Dal: Yeah, they're going to be in every episode until the end. Morgan joins the band, right? They need a new touring keyboardist, and Morgan joins, and then they get targeted by assassins. Isn't that how every sentence on Chuck ends? "Targeted by assassins"? And the assassin's played by, like Steven Bochco. Someone from the 80s.
Jimmy: No, who's the opposite of Superchunk?
Dal: Ke$ha.
Selling books
Today at Challengers… 83% of our sales were graphic novels. I know it’s the holiday gift-buying season, but, man. That seems like a lot of books. It’s cool, though. I like graphic novels plenty.
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Paper-Workin' It!
Today at Challengers… Patrick has spent the morning crunching the November sales figures and setting up the financial templates for 2012. I know, right? After not updating Tumblr all week we return only for this post? #Lame
